January 2012
24 posts
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paintbrushesandiratzes started following you
beenwaitingforamiracle:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
I took Lucian dress shopping with me and he seemed rather bored. So, I think I’ll just make hanging out with more girls a higher priority on my to do list.
We can have a slumber party! Haven, this sounds amazing. But we have to kick Lucian out because no boys allowed.
By the Angel, it feels weird saying that.
I’ll kick Tris out of the house...
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paintbrushesandiratzes started following you
beenwaitingforamiracle:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
beenwaitingforamiracle:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
beenwaitingforamiracle:
Hi, Jocelyn!
Haven! By the Angel, you’re finally here!
Well, I couldn’t let you lot party without me.
I’m glad. Lucian is fun, but I need more girl time in my life.
Lucian can do all the girly things in life, but do you really want him to? Tomorrow, you...
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paintbrushesandiratzes started following you
beenwaitingforamiracle:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
beenwaitingforamiracle:
Hi, Jocelyn!
Haven! By the Angel, you’re finally here!
Well, I couldn’t let you lot party without me.
I’m glad. Lucian is fun, but I need more girl time in my life.
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paintbrushesandiratzes started following you
beenwaitingforamiracle:
Hi, Jocelyn!
Haven! By the Angel, you’re finally here!
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The Masquerade
thoughtandmemory:
Don’t flatter yourself, he wanted to say as her cheek turned a true rosy shade of red at his attentions. You’re a woman and that is all that I have noticed. She could be anyone for that matter. He was not an animal, but she had caught him in a moment of weakness. Her hot gaze on him was even more delectable than anything else he had noticed. Still, the back of his mind called:...
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star-shaped-scar asked: I would never hurt Amatis,...
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Stephen, I understand. I really do.
It’s Celine that I’m a little worried about. She’s young and she’s headstrong and I don’t want you and Amatis to break up because of the whims of a little girl.
Jocelyn, there is no way in heaven or hell that some flirtation (at most) would break Ami and I apart. She is the love of my life and, if you must know,...
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Er, Jocelyn..?
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Oh poo, that means I can’t kill Mr. Morgenstern.
No, I’m sure you still could. I wouldn’t advise it though.
He’s just so annoying.
Er, Jocelyn..?
just-wasted-potential:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
just-wasted-potential:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
You deserve an official best friend card. Or maybe a plaque. With lots of flourishing writing and maybe some diamonds.
That seems highly unnecessary.
You’re lying.
You know you want my plaque.
I’ll cherish it forever.
You better. I put my heart and soul into that, Lucian.
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Er, Jocelyn..?
just-wasted-potential:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
You deserve an official best friend card. Or maybe a plaque. With lots of flourishing writing and maybe some diamonds.
That seems highly unnecessary.
You’re lying.
You know you want my plaque.
Er, Jocelyn..?
just-wasted-potential:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
just-wasted-potential:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
And this is why you’re my best friend.
Hug me and tell me everything’s alright when we both know Celine probably wants my head on a pike?
Everything is alright. Anyway, she’d have to go through me first.
And this is why I love you, Lucian. Even though you drive me insane sometimes.
...
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Er, Jocelyn..?
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Like you want to cut out my intestine and feed it to the lycanthropes.
If it makes you feel better, the idea hadn’t occurred to me.
You sure?
Yes, I’m sure. It’s hard to get me to murder someone when they’ve invited me to a party.
Oh poo, that means I can’t kill Mr. Morgenstern.
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Er, Jocelyn..?
just-wasted-potential:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
And this is why you’re my best friend.
Hug me and tell me everything’s alright when we both know Celine probably wants my head on a pike?
Everything is alright. Anyway, she’d have to go through me first.
And this is why I love you, Lucian. Even though you drive me insane sometimes.
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star-shaped-scar asked: I would never hurt Amatis, Jocelyn. I love them as my own family. I love Amatis. She is the only soul I will ever love.
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Er, Jocelyn..?
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Like you want to cut out my intestine and feed it to the lycanthropes.
If it makes you feel better, the idea hadn’t occurred to me.
You sure?
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Er, Jocelyn..?
just-wasted-potential:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
just-wasted-potential:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Oh
Haha
You weren’t supposed to see that, Celine.
Are you offending people again, Jocelyn?
Lucian, it’s not my fault, words jut come out of my mouth.
I think it’s endearing, if it’s any consolation.
And this is why you’re my best friend.
Hug me and tell me...
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Er, Jocelyn..?
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
celinebellefleur:
Oh
Haha
You weren’t supposed to see that, Celine.
And I did, so…
I’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorry
Mhmm…
Celine, stop looking at me like that.
Looking at you how?
...
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
I suppose I should come up with a nickname for you too. I’ll sleep on it.
I love nicknames. Give me your best shot, Herondale.
Alright, leprechaun. Game on.
God damn it, I’m not even Irish.
It fits, tiny red-headed one.
Your nickname is a simple shortening of your actual...
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Er, Jocelyn..?
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
celinebellefleur:
Oh
Haha
You weren’t supposed to see that, Celine.
And I did, so…
I’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorry
Mhmm…
Celine, stop looking at me like that.
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Er, Jocelyn..?
celinebellefleur:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
celinebellefleur:
Oh
Haha
You weren’t supposed to see that, Celine.
And I did, so…
I’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorryI’msorry
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
I suppose I should come up with a nickname for you too. I’ll sleep on it.
I love nicknames. Give me your best shot, Herondale.
Alright, leprechaun. Game on.
God damn it, I’m not even Irish.
Er, Jocelyn..?
just-wasted-potential:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Oh
Haha
You weren’t supposed to see that, Celine.
Are you offending people again, Jocelyn?
Lucian, it’s not my fault, words jut come out of my mouth.
Er, Jocelyn..?
celinebellefleur:
Oh
Haha
You weren’t supposed to see that, Celine.
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
It’s okay, Steph. Different isn’t always bad.
Hardly ever.
Really, though, this nickname for me must go.
Oh, you don’t like it? Well, it’s staying.
I suppose I should come up with a nickname for you too. I’ll sleep on it.
I love nicknames....
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The Masquerade
thoughtandmemory:
This dinner was turning out to be quite the disaster. At least for him. The other guests seemed to be enjoying themselves, dressed in a flood of brilliant colors, silk and feathers. Rolling his eyes promptly at Jocelyn’s use of the word sweetheart, he made a hard sound in the back of his throat. Valentine could see his mother enter the dining area next to his father’s side....
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The Masquerade
thoughtandmemory:
His heart raced in his chest, beating wildly as she looked at him from behind her mask. The stain that she wore on her lips only enhanced the red tones of her hair. One thing that he could not argue was how breathtakingly beautiful she was. He could taste the champagne, still on his lips, and listened to the click of her shoes as she sped away from him quickly. Valentine...
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The Masquerade
thoughtandmemory:
He didn’t care much for these parties. Often, he found them tedious and a bore. Simply another way for their families to show off their wealth — something many of them had much of. The Fairchilds, Valentine thought to himself, were a lovely family. At least the generation that threw this party. He couldn’t say many good things about the one that attended the Academy and was a...
December 2011
88 posts
The Masquerade
Adele Fairchild’s grip on Jocelyn’s wrist was almost painful as the older woman escorted her daughter down to the festivities. Her mother was dressed in a classy bronze dress that highlighted the flecks of amber in her chocolate eyes. Her pale red hair was braided expertly and it fell across her shoulder in a thick rope. Adele looked sharp and fierce, like she had always looked. A kind of refined...
4 tags
Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Your definition of interesting and my definition are very different.
I get that quite a bit.
It’s okay, Steph. Different isn’t always bad.
Hardly ever.
Really, though, this nickname for me must go.
Oh, you don’t like it? Well, it’s...
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Jocelyn's Outfit for the Masquerade.
Beware, sexiness happens.
Dress:
Mask:
Shoes:
Hair:
Makeup:
Tights:
Earrings:
Ring:
Gloves:
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
I do adore you, Jocelyn.
As I adore you. Even though you can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
I do have to keep things interesting.
Your definition of interesting and my definition are very different.
I get that quite a bit.
It’s...
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
I do adore you, Jocelyn.
As I adore you. Even though you can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
I do have to keep things interesting.
Your definition of interesting and my definition are very different.
I get that quite a bit.
It’s okay, Steph. Different isn’t always...
3 tags
Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
I do adore you, Jocelyn.
As I adore you. Even though you can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
I do have to keep things interesting.
Your definition of interesting and my definition are very different.
11 tags
Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
I have a perfect pair of ballet flats that would bring out his eyes. I should wrap them and give them to him tonight.
How sweet. A belated Christmas gift?
I asked my mother to ship a crate of shellfish to his house, but for some reason she didn’t oblige.
I...
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
I have a perfect pair of ballet flats that would bring out his eyes. I should wrap them and give them to him tonight.
How sweet. A belated Christmas gift?
I asked my mother to ship a crate of shellfish to his house, but for some reason she didn’t oblige.
I shall ask mine. I doubt my mother knows of...
2 tags
Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Are we still talking about him or has this conversation strayed to a discussion about his penis?
By the Angel, Jocelyn! I certainly don’t concern myself with thoughts of such things. Though I know now you do, you naughty nymph!
Well, I have noticed how...
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Are we still talking about him or has this conversation strayed to a discussion about his penis?
By the Angel, Jocelyn! I certainly don’t concern myself with thoughts of such things. Though I know now you do, you naughty nymph!
Well, I have noticed how small and feminine his feet are.
We could call...
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
Really, you two are just precious. You crazy kids. We all knew it would work out between you two.
Valentine is about as precious as a great white shark.
He would enjoy being something so huge and vicious.
Are we still talking about him or has this conversation strayed to a...
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
Really, you two are just precious. You crazy kids. We all knew it would work out between you two.
Valentine is about as precious as a great white shark.
He would enjoy being something so huge and vicious.
Are we still talking about him or has this conversation strayed to a discussion about his penis?
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
Stephen no….
Really, you two are just precious. You crazy kids. We all knew it would work out between you two.
Valentine is about as precious as a great white shark.
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Look, the old married couple is at it again.
star-shaped-scar:
Stephen no….
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thoughtandmemory asked: Expletives always are used at best by primeval prokaryotes.
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thoughtandmemory asked: I do imagine that crimson would go with the gold of Shadowhunter weddings. Good call, that one, dear. However, you're truly not using your entire imagination for this. A disappointment. Perhaps I'll have to marry another. One with clear image and creativity. Again, I am bored with you, Jocelyn.
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thoughtandmemory asked: You've clearly thought quite a bit on this. Jocelyn Fairchild, making friends with Downworlders and stabbing Shadowhunters left and right. I suppose we can bloodlet instead of exchanging vows. Of course, I'll ask Lucian to stand next to me as my best man.
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thoughtandmemory asked: You seem to be talking quite a bit about us being married in the future. I didn't realize you had such strong feelings for me. At the very least, I can trust your mother not to poison me with shellfish. What do you say, Jocelyn? How do you feel about a June wedding?
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Yes, right. Stephen reminded me.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Never, Stephen, never. My mother is trying to get Robert Lightwood to sing for the Valentine’s Day ball.
I second that motion, but my mother seems strangely opposed to the accidental murder of the youngest Morgenstern.
Oh god, don’t tell me your mother...
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Yes, right. Stephen reminded me.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Never, Stephen, never. My mother is trying to get Robert Lightwood to sing for the Valentine’s Day ball.
I second that motion, but my mother seems strangely opposed to the accidental murder of the youngest Morgenstern.
Oh god, don’t tell me your mother approves of Valentine as a future suitor. At least...
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Yes, right. Stephen reminded me.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Do not let my mother hear about that. She’ll start handing out brochures and everything. You’ll be the entertainment at the Valentine’s Day ball. Do you want that, Stephen? Do you?
My mother recently found out that one of the Morgenstern party is allergic to shellfish. So for some reason, crab cakes are...
Yes, right. Stephen reminded me.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
Do not let my mother hear about that. She’ll start handing out brochures and everything. You’ll be the entertainment at the Valentine’s Day ball. Do you want that, Stephen? Do you?
My mother recently found out that one of the Morgenstern party is allergic to shellfish. So for some reason, crab cakes are still on the menu, but lobster rolls aren’t?
...
Yes, right. Stephen reminded me.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
Please, they are all stuffy old banquets. Every time my mother mentions one, I seem to have other plans those evenings. I bet there are crab cakes. Jocelyn, are there crab cakes?
I’d have to agree with you there. I mean, the speeches alone take up half the night and then the fairy bands are just atrocious. Only our parents enjoy...
Yes, right. Stephen reminded me.
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
star-shaped-scar:
paintbrushesandiratzes:
There is a ball. It is a masquerade ball. It is happening at the Fairchild Estate on New Years Eve. My mother told me to tell my friends so this is me telling all of you.
In case we lost the copper lettered fancy invitations in the mail, I suppose. I have mine, personally, framed.
She says, “I want...