I do adore you, Jocelyn.
As I adore you. Even though you can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
I do have to keep things interesting.
Your definition of interesting and my definition are very different.
I get that quite a bit.
It’s okay, Steph. Different isn’t always bad.
Hardly ever.

Your nickname is a simple shortening of your actual name. Mine is degrading.
It fits, tiny red-headed one.
God damn it, I’m not even Irish.
Alright, leprechaun. Game on.
I love nicknames. Give me your best shot, Herondale.
I suppose I should come up with a nickname for you too. I’ll sleep on it.
Oh, you don’t like it? Well, it’s staying.
Really, though, this nickname for me must go.
It’s okay, Steph. Different isn’t always bad.
I get that quite a bit.
Your definition of interesting and my definition are very different.
I do have to keep things interesting.
As I adore you. Even though you can be a pain in the ass sometimes.
I do adore you, Jocelyn.
Good. I would hate for Valentine to be deprived of such a glorious present that I’m sure he will enjoy.
I shall ask mine. I doubt my mother knows of his allergy. She’ll adore the idea. Sending shellfish is one of her...
I asked my mother to ship a crate of shellfish to his house, but for some reason she didn’t oblige.
How sweet. A belated Christmas gift?
I have a perfect pair of ballet flats that would bring out his eyes. I should wrap them and give them to him tonight.
We could call him twinkle toes.
Well, I have noticed how small and feminine his feet are.
By the Angel, Jocelyn! I certainly don’t concern myself with thoughts of such things. Though I know now you do, you...
Are we still talking about him or has this conversation strayed to a discussion about his penis?
He would enjoy being something so huge and vicious.
Valentine is about as precious as a great white shark.
Really, you two are just precious. You crazy kids. We all knew it would work out between you two.
